Post by billg4 on Aug 10, 2011 16:03:05 GMT -7
This old man on his Moped stop at a stop sign. A sleek machine is already stopped there. The old man pulls along side and tells the driver, "Nice lookin car, what make is it" Driver replies it's a BMW Sportster. The old man asks how much it cost. Driver replies $500,000. Old man asks why so much. Driver says it will top 220 MPH. Old man says can I see inside. Driver says sure. Old man leans into the drivers window and say yup it sure is nice but I still woulsd rather have my Moped.
I'll show him the driver says and brings it up to 150 MPH leaving the old man behind. Driver looks in rear view mirror and a speck is gaining on him. WOOSH the old man goes flying by him. The driver pushes it to 180 MPH and flys past the Moped. Again the speck is gaining on him and WOOSH the old man goes flying by him again.
That's it the driver says and puts the pedal to the floor and on his way by the old man yells out gotcha this time. You guessed it there is the speck gaining again. This time the driver hits the brakes to see what the old man has for an engine.
BLAMMO the old man and his Moped rear end the BMW demolishing the BMW back end.
The driver jumps out and asks the old man if he is OK. Driver says he is a doctor and asks if there is anything he can do fo the old man.
The old man says only one and asks if the driver would please unhook his suspenders from his side view mirror.
I'll show him the driver says and brings it up to 150 MPH leaving the old man behind. Driver looks in rear view mirror and a speck is gaining on him. WOOSH the old man goes flying by him. The driver pushes it to 180 MPH and flys past the Moped. Again the speck is gaining on him and WOOSH the old man goes flying by him again.
That's it the driver says and puts the pedal to the floor and on his way by the old man yells out gotcha this time. You guessed it there is the speck gaining again. This time the driver hits the brakes to see what the old man has for an engine.
BLAMMO the old man and his Moped rear end the BMW demolishing the BMW back end.
The driver jumps out and asks the old man if he is OK. Driver says he is a doctor and asks if there is anything he can do fo the old man.
The old man says only one and asks if the driver would please unhook his suspenders from his side view mirror.
