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Post by Mrs. Roger on Apr 2, 2010 14:35:27 GMT -7
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
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Post by HiTemp on Apr 15, 2010 20:09:52 GMT -7
;D ;D ;D Haven't checked out the humor board for some time. How'd I miss this gem? I may have to write a paper now expressing my theory that moron promotion is at least partially effected by the decay of PU (giving off a low-energy beta minus and high energy particles of ignorance). I really think it's the large spread of the ignorance that assists in moron production. Where's my white lab coat and pocket protector?
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