Navy humor

[Grug - American Neanderthal]

I saw this on another forum. ;D


A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain
decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife
had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual
amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex
was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.

An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon
his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be
100% pleasure."

The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent. God Bless the Navy sailor.

[oshiba]

Not at all. You will learn more while you are there and get in better shape probably, but the only person who can change who you are is you, either for better or worse.

Of course there are times you might have to keep your sense of humor to yourself in the military, I can tell you that there are some people who won't appreciate it unfortunately.



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[HiTemp]

Hahaha, I love it!