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Post by MrRepublican on Aug 21, 2004 8:36:32 GMT -7
There was this new bar in town that everyone was talking about because it had a robot-bartender. A man walks in to see this for himself. He sits at the bar and sure enough, a robot was bartending. The man orders a drink, and the robot asks him what his IQ is. The man replies that his IQ is 150 So the robot begins discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen power cells, and the current state of the global atmosphere.
The man is amazed. He has to see how good this robot really is. He leaves the bar and comes right back in and sits at the bar. Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This time the man replies "100." So the robot discusses football, basketball, and the proper way to grill a steak.
The man leaves and comes back in for a third time. This time he tells the robot that his IQ is 50. The robot replies: "So, are you democrats REALLY going to vote for Kerry??"
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Post by Grnbrt on Aug 21, 2004 10:41:47 GMT -7
and then a he comes back again and says his IQ is 25 and the robot says, 'So you Republicans going to really put Bush back in that out house for another 4 years?'  |
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Post by jim on Aug 21, 2004 13:28:00 GMT -7
There is a local bumper sticker which reads, "Vote Republican, it is easier than thinking."
Jim
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Post by MrRepublican on Aug 21, 2004 17:39:03 GMT -7
and then a he comes back again and says his IQ is 25 and the robot says, 'So you Republicans going to really put Bush back in that out house for another 4 years?' And the patron says, "I certainly hope not, I am a democrat and that is why I am voting for Nader." |
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Post by Grnbrt on Aug 21, 2004 20:34:25 GMT -7
as he's still better then the bumbling fool we have in there now!  |
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Post by MrRepublican on Aug 22, 2004 4:14:07 GMT -7
There's one vote for Ralph.
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Post by jim on Aug 22, 2004 4:24:09 GMT -7
It must be difficult times for traditional Republicans who support fiscal responsibility, limited government, and individual responsibility.
Jim
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Post by Galvin on Aug 22, 2004 9:02:48 GMT -7
Hey Art, does Grnbrt stand for "Green Beret" or "Grin and Bear It". Either one works pretty well.
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Post by Grnbrt on Aug 22, 2004 9:23:30 GMT -7
at the moment it's Grin 'n bear it!!!!  |
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Post by Grug - American Neanderthal on Aug 22, 2004 17:10:59 GMT -7
I don't think that's a grin. ;D
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Post by Grnbrt on Aug 22, 2004 20:20:28 GMT -7
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Post by MrRepublican on Aug 23, 2004 4:12:46 GMT -7
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Now THAT'S a grin ;D No harm, no foul. Pals can have a little fun with this. |
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Post by Grug - American Neanderthal on Aug 23, 2004 4:39:45 GMT -7
Yep, that is most definitely a grin..or grins.  |
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