Post by Mrs. Roger on Sept 25, 2008 16:43:21 GMT -7
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well.... my name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. 'Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a Mustang,' he gleamed with pride. 'When did you graduate?' I asked. He answered, 'In 1975. Why do you ask?' 'You were in my class!’ I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit SOB asked, ’what did you teach???’