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Post by zrct02 on Jul 18, 2008 20:12:31 GMT -7
Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation
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Post by GySgtUSMC on Jul 20, 2008 17:48:51 GMT -7
LOL
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Post by zrct02 on Jul 21, 2008 16:04:02 GMT -7
Dear Worried about your reputation,
My dear, dear man. I understand your problem, but you should tell her NOW. She will drop you like a hot potato. She will have to even though your truthfullness will impress her to some small degree. It is far better than subjecting her to such humiliation. Besides all that, you should never get married. Your mutant genes should NEVER be allowed to propagate.
No need to off yourself. Get a vasectomy immediately so if you do happen to find someone twsted enough to marry you, at least there will be no offspring.
Abby
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