Post by Grnbrt on Nov 3, 2004 16:05:19 GMT -7
Strange But True Stories
A Lebanese woman thought her husband was trying to kill her after he took three Viagra pills at once, "lost all control over himself, and savagely attacked her." It turned out he was just being overly amorous...
A former high school teacher in Compton, California has been convicted of filing a false police report after claiming that four students "soaked her in excrement." Subsequent forensic tests indicated that the bulk of the human waste was "inside (her) slacks..."
Rescue workers in Delafield, Wisconsin may send Kelli Elias a $2,500.00 bill for their most recent effort. Ms. Elias got lost in the woods, officials claim, for the "seventh time in a week..."
A couple in Harwood, North Dakota were surprised Friday morning when a strange man grabbed a beer from their refrigerator and walked into their bedroom. "Hey, what's up?" asked Christopher Ramirez. Ramirez later told police he thought he was in a church... that would explain the beer...
Eight people were treated for bullet wounds after a gunfight broke out at the Alameda County Fair in Pleasanton, California this week. The San Francisco Examiner reported that the shooter and another man were fighting over the last prize at a basketball-toss game, a stuffed Tweety Bird... I tot I taw a AK-47...
Authorities are on the lookout for a man suspected of robbing the Wachovia Bank. The FBI says the suspect is a male, wearing a white turtleneck and a beige skirt...
Operators of a funeral home in Bradenton, Florida are in trouble over their religious beliefs. Bradenton police arrested Paula Albritton and her son, Jimmy Lee Clark, after finding a cadaver at their mortuary with a chest cavity full of voodoo dolls...
A man at Miami International Airport jumped in an idling Florida Highway Patrol car and took off, hitting three cars before slamming into a tree. The man identified himself to police as Jesus Christ... when he hit the tree, I distinctly heard him say "Jesus Christ..."
A Tallahassee, Florida teacher has resigned after a grand jury investigation decided he exercised "extremely poor judgement" in showing a violent horror film to his high school social studies class. Melvin Caswell says he was unaware of the controversial content of the movie, entitled "I Spit On Your Grave..."
A new Connecticut law has established a fund for people who are victims of dishonest lawyers. The Client Security Fund will cost lawyers and judges $75.00 a year... estimates are that the fund will reach 400 gazillion dollars by Friday...
Our Bozo of the Week Award goes to Howard Farmer, who allegedly robbed the Pulaski County, Arkansas bank, and was caught minutes later fueling his getaway car at a nearby gas station...
Police in Wisconsin are investigating the shooting deaths of David Bucher and Roberta Stone, calling the crime a possible murder-suicide.
Kenosha Sheriff's Sgt. John Schwarz said, "They had an on-again, off-again relationship..." I guess it's off again...
A Lebanese woman thought her husband was trying to kill her after he took three Viagra pills at once, "lost all control over himself, and savagely attacked her." It turned out he was just being overly amorous...
A former high school teacher in Compton, California has been convicted of filing a false police report after claiming that four students "soaked her in excrement." Subsequent forensic tests indicated that the bulk of the human waste was "inside (her) slacks..."
Rescue workers in Delafield, Wisconsin may send Kelli Elias a $2,500.00 bill for their most recent effort. Ms. Elias got lost in the woods, officials claim, for the "seventh time in a week..."
A couple in Harwood, North Dakota were surprised Friday morning when a strange man grabbed a beer from their refrigerator and walked into their bedroom. "Hey, what's up?" asked Christopher Ramirez. Ramirez later told police he thought he was in a church... that would explain the beer...
Eight people were treated for bullet wounds after a gunfight broke out at the Alameda County Fair in Pleasanton, California this week. The San Francisco Examiner reported that the shooter and another man were fighting over the last prize at a basketball-toss game, a stuffed Tweety Bird... I tot I taw a AK-47...
Authorities are on the lookout for a man suspected of robbing the Wachovia Bank. The FBI says the suspect is a male, wearing a white turtleneck and a beige skirt...
Operators of a funeral home in Bradenton, Florida are in trouble over their religious beliefs. Bradenton police arrested Paula Albritton and her son, Jimmy Lee Clark, after finding a cadaver at their mortuary with a chest cavity full of voodoo dolls...
A man at Miami International Airport jumped in an idling Florida Highway Patrol car and took off, hitting three cars before slamming into a tree. The man identified himself to police as Jesus Christ... when he hit the tree, I distinctly heard him say "Jesus Christ..."
A Tallahassee, Florida teacher has resigned after a grand jury investigation decided he exercised "extremely poor judgement" in showing a violent horror film to his high school social studies class. Melvin Caswell says he was unaware of the controversial content of the movie, entitled "I Spit On Your Grave..."
A new Connecticut law has established a fund for people who are victims of dishonest lawyers. The Client Security Fund will cost lawyers and judges $75.00 a year... estimates are that the fund will reach 400 gazillion dollars by Friday...
Our Bozo of the Week Award goes to Howard Farmer, who allegedly robbed the Pulaski County, Arkansas bank, and was caught minutes later fueling his getaway car at a nearby gas station...
Police in Wisconsin are investigating the shooting deaths of David Bucher and Roberta Stone, calling the crime a possible murder-suicide.
Kenosha Sheriff's Sgt. John Schwarz said, "They had an on-again, off-again relationship..." I guess it's off again...