Honesty:

[GySgtUSMC]

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

[Britbrat]

[MrRepublican]

My 3 year old son (21 years ago) was drawing a picture with his crayons. We were entertaining a priest for supper that evening and he asked my son, "What are you drawing?" My son said, "God." The priest replied, "But nobody has ever seen God before." My son said, "You will pretty soon."