Post by Festus on Aug 8, 2004 5:15:11 GMT -7
How To Survive With Women:
Treat Them Like Your Car - Part I
1. Give it a regular, thorough going over.
2. Rub it down nicely.
3. Make sure it's waxed regularly.
4. Is it easy to turn on? Does it need manual
crank starting? Or bump starting?
5. Ensure your stick is firm and is not jamming.
6. Change the lubrication.
7. Check the rubber is not wearing thin.
8. Lift up the front and have a long hard look.
9. Check the rear end is clean and tidy.
10. Check for spare tire and any handles.
11. Keep an eye on fuel consumption.
12. Make sure the top can come down and look
good on hot, summer days.
13. Make sure you will not have to spend half
your paycheck on accessories for it.
14. Is the bodywork and lines to your liking?
Is the interior comfortable?
15. Ensure that it responds well to you when
you're in the driving seat.
Treat Them Like Your Car - Part I
1. Give it a regular, thorough going over.
2. Rub it down nicely.
3. Make sure it's waxed regularly.
4. Is it easy to turn on? Does it need manual
crank starting? Or bump starting?
5. Ensure your stick is firm and is not jamming.
6. Change the lubrication.
7. Check the rubber is not wearing thin.
8. Lift up the front and have a long hard look.
9. Check the rear end is clean and tidy.
10. Check for spare tire and any handles.
11. Keep an eye on fuel consumption.
12. Make sure the top can come down and look
good on hot, summer days.
13. Make sure you will not have to spend half
your paycheck on accessories for it.
14. Is the bodywork and lines to your liking?
Is the interior comfortable?
15. Ensure that it responds well to you when
you're in the driving seat.