Festus
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Post by Festus on Aug 8, 2004 5:10:59 GMT -7
Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper.
The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."
What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary.
So far so good -- maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer.
Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.
Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:
4. Available in attractive containers.
He received the only perfect score on the exam.
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