Post by Cablemender on Jul 28, 2004 18:32:56 GMT -7
Freudian Virus - Your computer becomes obsessed with its own motherboard. Or becomes very jealous of the size of your friend's hard drive.
Lorena Bobbit Virus - Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Tonya Harding Virus - Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
Paul Revere Virus - warns of an impending virus infection: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus- instantly turns 1K of disk space into 1 Meg
Ollie North Virus - plays a patriotic .WAV while it shreds your files
Joey Buttafuaco Virus - only attacks minor files
Sandy Berger Virus - steals your data, but forgets where it's stored
Jane Fonda Virus - attacks your hard drive's FAT
Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
AT&T Virus - Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI Virus - Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus
Politically Correct Virus - Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
Ross Perot Virus - Activates every component in your system, just before the whole darn thing quits
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back
Government Economist Virus - Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine
Federal Bureaucrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer
Adam and Eve Virus - Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer
Congressional Virus #1 - The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem
Congressional Virus #2 - Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything
Airline Virus - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore
PBS Virus - Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money
Jimmy Hoffa Virus - Your programs can never be found again
Lorena Bobbit Virus - Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Tonya Harding Virus - Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
Paul Revere Virus - warns of an impending virus infection: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus- instantly turns 1K of disk space into 1 Meg
Ollie North Virus - plays a patriotic .WAV while it shreds your files
Joey Buttafuaco Virus - only attacks minor files
Sandy Berger Virus - steals your data, but forgets where it's stored
Jane Fonda Virus - attacks your hard drive's FAT
Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
AT&T Virus - Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI Virus - Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus
Politically Correct Virus - Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
Ross Perot Virus - Activates every component in your system, just before the whole darn thing quits
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back
Government Economist Virus - Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine
Federal Bureaucrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer
Adam and Eve Virus - Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer
Congressional Virus #1 - The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem
Congressional Virus #2 - Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything
Airline Virus - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore
PBS Virus - Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money
Jimmy Hoffa Virus - Your programs can never be found again