Post by GySgtUSMC on Jul 28, 2004 4:50:33 GMT -7
10. AMERICAN EXPRESS calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
9. You're seriously thinking about a way you might be able to rob the food bank.
8. The telephone companies no longer call you to switch.
7. You rob Peter... AND Paul!!
6. All your fingernails are broken off from frantically digging in the couch trying to find change.
5. You now consider a lottery ticket a Great Investment!
4. Your bologna has no first name.
3. Sally Struthers sends you food.
2. All your kitchen condiments come from McDonald's & Burger King.
1. At communion you go back for seconds!