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Post by Mrs. Roger on Apr 18, 2010 20:24:33 GMT -7
THE TUNNEL
Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead..
George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the sh*t out of Obama again!
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Post by HiTemp on Apr 24, 2010 6:51:28 GMT -7
;D ;D
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Post by Stetto, man... on Apr 24, 2010 8:20:55 GMT -7
What HiTemp sed.
My kids, as in the bulk of kids they talk about at school, have begun Bobo-bashing in earnest. I have a strong policy of encouraging thinking for themselves, and though I claim some influence (being overheard as I react to the news), the stuff they're bringing home is more sophisticated than the cro-magnon rants I perform.
I'll try to post some of their gems.
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