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Post by HiTemp on Jan 30, 2016 19:45:14 GMT -7
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He says, "Yes, just caffeine."
Do you have any military service?" the interviewer asks.
"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for two tours."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment here," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes... an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles clean off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "Okay, in that case I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow at 10am and plan on starting at 10am every day. Don't worry, we'll still pay you from 8am."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don't you want me to be here until 10am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our nuts. No point in you coming in for that."
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Post by Grug - American Neanderthal on Jan 30, 2016 20:15:23 GMT -7
Heh, only 2 hours? I kinda thought that was most bureaucrats entire job description.
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Post by HiTemp on Jan 31, 2016 22:27:49 GMT -7
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. This was an entry level job, not a supervisory or managerial position. The two hour thing goes out the window at that level.
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