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Post by slobmaster on Feb 23, 2013 23:27:46 GMT -7
Little Johnny went to the auction barn with his father. He watched as his father was sizing up a sorrel mare, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest, then looking under her tail. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, what were you doing to that horse?' His father replied, ' when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that it's healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking very worried, asked, 'Dad, why does the mailman want to buy Mom?" ;D
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